What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 03:06

Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
Dr No
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From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill